"Most guys would kill to look this built and be this hung. I honestly wish I always looked this good."
Jon felt an almost imperceptible tingle and a dizziness as his world suddenly changed almost imperceptibly. He looked at the class picture on his desk from last year and there he was but instead of looking like his normal, average self, he was looking at a younger version of the muscled stripper that he had become less than ten minutes earlier. Jon looked down and realized that the hand he had been leaning up against the desk with had been sitting on the rock.
"Why are you so panicked looking?" Karyn asked with a look of real confusion on her face.
"I think I made a real mistake!" Jon said, then without thinking he said, "I wish I was my normal self."
Karyn looked at him with an even more puzzled expression and said, "You look as normal as you always do. You know, except for your taste in clothing."
Jon didn't know what to do so he started to go downstairs to look for his mom but stopped in the hallway when he saw that every family portrait a after he was about 13 showed him looking muscular and scantily clad.