That was the sentence to leave the lips of Colin's longtime friend. The guy was scrawny, with short brown hair and thick glasses crowing blue eyes.
"Ohhhh, hey buddy.... how's it been?" Colin asked as he wiped the bloody cum off his exposed junk and laid Christina in the bed.
"Not much going on with me. So.... how did you become such a ladies man?" Jerry asked.
"Uhhhh... okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but I used a wish with a genie in this dented lamp I got." Colin said as he showed Jerry the artifact.
Jerry immediately snatches and rubs it, summoning the genie.
"I wish I had my own harem, like Colin's!" Jerry said.
"No wait! You have to word it more...." Colin was too late, pink smoke already left the building.
Jerry looked at him. Colin told him how his wish transformed his pals and that the wishes came out unexpected.
"So... if you have a harem of friends... does that mean I have a harem of my enemies?" Jerry asked.
The door bell rang...