Mary picks up the vial with the black haired, black lipstick wearing woman and reads:
"By ingesting this vial, the consumer becomes pale skinned and somber, preferring night to morning, spooky and grim things to cute and happy, dressing in black or anything with black on it as long as it isn't bright or pink. Side effects include sun sensitivity, mood swings (duh), and/or dry mouth."
Mary drinks up the bottle as all the color immediately drains from her skin. Her hair also becomes long and silky, as her moid begins to shift. When she finishes, she feels drained, with pale skin, long black hair, and greyish tan nipples beneath her bra.
"*Sigh* How did I end up wearing this." she gloomily says.
She looks through her wardrobe and only finds a black t-shirt and grey sweatpants. She slips them on and decides to look for some good horror films. When she finally finds one, the changes continue...