The beautiful, ebony body of yours was sending your thoughts into overdrive. Thoughts from pleasure, to what to wear, to what to eat to keep this figure. But, there was one thought; well more of a fear, that took priority. To say you love this body would be an understatement; you don't ever want to lose a single part of it. Nothing could really do that, except for one thing: the part swapping remote. As long as it functioned, your goddess-like body was at risk.
"Not on my watch!" you yell, with your new sultry voice. Getting down from the roof, you sway and jiggle your curvy form back to your room where the remote sat idle, charging. "There you are, you bastard!" you yell to the inanimate object. Yanking the device from the USB plug, you run to the garage to find a hammer.
Thankfully, you had one; a heavy one that you were sure would me more than enough to eliminate this enemy of yours. "My life is going to be better now thanks to this body!" you tell the device. "I'm never going to let you take that from me." And with that said, the hammer comes down on the remote, breaking it in half. This wasn't enough for you, however; you smash the remote with the hammer for a solid couple minutes. Panting and slightly exhausted, you smirked upon seeing the unrecognizable pile of crushed metal. It was all that remained of the remote; in such a state of disrepair, no one would be able to fix it. As a final measure, you take all the shards and sweep them into a lock box, then lock it tight. "And good riddance." you say, slapping your lovely ass and groping your huge, nude tits.