The hare genie smiled at Adam, and said, "Adam you have always been a leech, sucking off your friends and family. So it seems that you deserve to have the form of the leech you are!"
You smile at the genie's fitting punishment.
Adam begins to shrink out of his clothing, until he's the size of a tiny 3 inch action figure. He is bent over covering his miniscule crotch sobbing and promising that he'll pay you back, he offers you his cds and walkman,and would probably have gone on pleading if his teeth hadn't fallen out and his limbs sunk into his amorphous pink flesh. The fleshy blob that was Adam wriggled and wiggled and began to darken, until finally all there was was a black slug-like creature with shimmering slimy skin. Adam ungulated out of his dirty underwear and across his empty clothing, and attached his round mouth to the tiny cow's leg and began sucking.
You fall backward laughing hysterically. The hare genie is pleased, and expects many more wishes from you, and visualizes you in different forms that you may end up in, when you get what you deserve.
"What is your next wish, master?"
"Hey! You know Adam deserves to be a leech, but I'm still out 10 bucks. I probably should have wished him into something I coulda sold to cover his debt. So, for my next wish, I wish that Dirk Thompson, who ah-embarrassed me in front of my whole high school guaranteeing that I saw no pussy my entire junior or senior years," as you speak, Dirk Thompson-now the star quarterback for a rival university appears in front of you only wearing a jockstrap around his knees. Apparently, the genie brought him straight from the changing area of his locker room. His bare butt faces you as he stares at the giant rabbit in Arabian dress. He slowly starts to pull his jockstrap back up.
"Where the heck, am I?" he asks.
You finish your wish, "For your actions depriving me of the pussy I deserved in high school, Dirk, I wish you were my own personal pussy, sex slave!"
The genie smiles, and Dirk feels odd.