You rub your eyes in disbelief. Jack's dark hair has begun to spread, giving off the appearance of abundant facial hair. However, that isn't the strangest part- his face has swollen up, his nose and jaw have been slightly pushed out from his face, and his forehead seems to have shortened. His ears are much rounder than usual, and his nose is now a dark chocolate brown. As you approach him, he stares back at you as if he doesn't understand your shocked expression. When you walk around the couch, your eyes widen; Jack now weighs a good 300 pounds, his flabby body stretching out his t-shirt as well as his tight underwear. His shorts are nowhere to be seen.
"What's up with you? You look like you just ran into a ghost!" Jack snaps you out of your daze. He grins and holds a bottle up to his developing muzzle. You can see that it is one of those plastic honey bottles shaped to look like a bear. He squeezes quite a bit of honey into his mouth and licks his lips as he tucks the bottle next to him, giving it a pat. "Can you believe this? I just found this bottle today on the table and I can't stop eating it!" As he says this, you notice quite a few things happen to your roommate. His teeth grow out a bit with each word, and by the end of the sentence, his teeth have become razor-sharp. His nose has rounded out and darkened slightly. You hear cracks and other odd sounds as his fat belly and rear end expand even more, adding at least 20 pounds to his frame. Somehow, you know that the honey is what's causing all this; you open your mouth to tell Jack to stop eating the honey, but then you stop yourself. Whether it's the genie's magic or some sick curiosity inside you, you quietly allow your growing friend to continue to eat the magic honey.
It isn't hard to get him to pick up the golden bottle again. He turns his attention back to the television and picks up the bottle, which you could swear has refilled since he put it down. Almost immediately, Jack's brown hair slowly spreads across his entire face, save for his eyes, shiny black nose, and darkening lips. Before too long, a nice pelt of fur has formed on his head and his sagging chest. His fingers and toes balloon out until they look like dexterous animal paws, complete with leathery pads and claws. As he laughs at the show on TV, Jack's face stretches into an increasingly familiar shape. Only then does it click; the honey in the bear-shaped bottle, the brown fur, and the shape of his new muzzle: Jack is unknowingly becoming an obese bear. A few more mouthfuls of honey confirm it for you, as his head completely shifts into that of a bear, save for the longer hair on top of his head, his human eyes, and the wide grin he sports. His ears wiggle delightedly as his body continues to take up more of the couch, the thick brown fur spreading down his arms and enormous belly.
After another two gulps, his transformation completes. He is now an immensely fat blob of a bear, weighing what you would guess to be at least 650 pounds. As he empties what seems to be the last bit of honey onto his long, ursine tongue, his ridiculously-stretched pair of underwear finally snaps, revealing a huge, fur-covered ballsack and an odd mass of furred flesh sticking out from his groin. You quickly remember that bears have sheaths to protect their genitalia. Jack lets out an animalistic grunt as he shifts around on the couch. He moves forward just enough to pull off the abused underwear without having to get off the couch; he also reveals a stumpy bear tail, which flicks about as it sits above his massive butt. Jack holds up the underwear and examines them. "Can't remember why I even wore this thing today." And with that, he tosses the underwear aside; it lands on you, causing you to flinch and pick it up. However, the impossibly-stretched garment quickly vanishes into thin air. Just like that, the need to wear underwear was completely erased from Jack's mind, and the rest of his underwear disappeared from his side of the dorm room as well.
You stand there dumbfounded as the TV show takes a commercial break. Jack lets out a long, satisfied sigh and gestures towards the tiny space left on the couch, inviting you to sit next to him.
"So... What's up?"