You couldn't believe that you were a wolfs anus. Everything was so sudden. You were then pulled out of your thoughts as you heard and felt a low grumble in the wolf. You began to fill with dread as you knew that the wolf had to shit and you were the anus. The wolf began sniffing around on the forest floor as you tried to wake up from this nightmare. You knew the logs of shit were behind your form and you knew the wolf would soon find a good place to shit and you wanted to just be home in your bed. But this was reality and you were an anus and you were going to do what all anuses do and expel shit.
Finally the wolf found a good spot underneath an oak tree and began to squat, stretching out your form. Your form was only inches from the forest floor. Then the wolf began to push. You tried your best to hold it in but the pressure was to much and your lips began to part. The taste of rancid meat mixed with random expired berries was all you could taste. The first turd was finally free and was making a slow decent to the forest floor. The turd was dark brown and smelt like fresh shit. It took about 3 minutes to finally squeeze out the 5 inch log of shit before you parted your lips for another one of the wolf's butt bombs. The second came out much quicker and was about the same size only slimy. This could be said for the last few turds before finally the wolf stood and before walking away released a rancid fart.