"Let me just show you" he took off his shoes to reveal two cloven hooves. Zavh always thought he used special shoes because he had a foot disease or something. He rolled up his pant legs to reveal fur and showed Zach is horns.
"Ssssatyr!"
"Shh, but yes." My mother was a mad scientist who ran out of aubjects. One day she knocked me out cold. I woke up on board face down. She ahot me with a syringe and kept me locked up until I finally snuck out at age 18. That is when I found Michigan U. My goat abilities made me athletic so I got a scolarship."
The two arrived at Penn Station and went home.
The two agreed that more had to be done to hide Zach's new snakeness.
"I can etvyou a cubicle at my office, people will think you have a lisp and won't know you ever had legs."