You actually heard the young man coming before you actually saw him, if only just barely. He was engaging in some sort of poetry...or at least you think it was. He was rhyming in a sort of rhythm, so it could easily be a song, but even so it wasn't exactly sung. Music or poem, it was hard to determine. Either way he was doing it rather poorly. When he stumbled into your sight you could tell that he was a young man...a teenager probably. He was also quite naked, and evidently enjoying the experience on some level. His skin was pinkish, probably due to sunburn. His blond hair was shaved on the sides, while the top part was left long, a few locks of the hair hung down slightly below his eye on the left side. His sunburned body was slender, one might even say scrawny. Upon seeing you he broke into a wide smile.
"Wow, you're not what I expected, but I'm glad to see you anyway...obviously." he says and makes reference to his crotch.
"W-what?" you ask confused, and somewhat put off by the young man.
"Oh don't worry, baby, you may not have been what I was hoping for, but you'll do." he says.
"I'll...do?" you ask. You know that you have the power to turn humans into skunk-creatures, but you're a bit unsure at this point if you want to continue being around this young one long enough to do so. "What exactly were you looking for?" you ask.
"Well see, my buddy Dave was around here earlier, right? Said he couldn't sleep, took a walk and got lost, but whatever. Point is he goes skinny dipping, someone steals his clothes. He looks for them and...Bam!" he says that last part loudly, clapping his hands together for emphasis which causes you to jump a bit. "He runs into this foxy lady. I mean a fox...and a lady. Kinda like you, right, but with fox instead of skunk. She says she wants him, but Dave's totally creeped out by the whole thing. He just says 'forget the clothes, forget the cell phone, I'm outta here.' and he leaves. Cops picked him up for public indecency and he told all of us that story. No one believed him."
"I...see...well good luck." you say and start backing away.
"Yeah, but so I get lost...same thing...and figure I'm not turning down something like that. So I go skinny dipping, clothes get stolen, and I go looking for my lady. " he says stepping forward to close the distance. "But I didn't find the fox woman, I found you instead."
"Sorry to disappoint you. Keep looking and I'm sure you'll find your dream girl." you say and spin around lightly twapping him across the face with your tail. You start walking away but he follows you.
"Hey, hold on there, we can still get together, baby." he says "I mean I was hoping for a fox lady, but I can handle you." he says. You furrow your brow and make a small annoyed sound before turning around with a fake smile.
"Oh, but I'm afraid I might not be able to handle you, sweetie." you say and put your hands on his chest to push yourself away.
"Never know until you try." he says stepping forward again, this time putting his hand on your shoulder. This time you frown.
"Look, I've tried to be cute, I've tried to be nice, now I'll just say it...I don't like you. I don't want to do anything with you. I wish I had your clothes so I could physically put them on you. And before you say it, I'm not playing hard to get. I'm being impossible to get. Particularly impossible for you to get. You're pushy and in-genuine. Do yourself and every other female you're ever likely to show any sort of interest in in the future. Go home, do a little self-reflection and work on trying to meet women by being yourself instead of putting on this fake suave Lothario false-confidence act." you say and brush his hand of your shoulder "...and if you touch me again I'll spray you from here to kingdom come." you say and give him a couple of pats on the cheek. With that you turn around. For a moment he's quiet and you breath a sigh of relief.
But then...