Jen looked through box after box, creating mental bookmarks for objects to return to, like a massive deer head, stilts, and vacuum. However, a box she saw sparked her immediate interest; it was full of novelty super-sized Whoopee Cushion knockoffs.
Jen wondered how she could use them, and then an idea hit her, "how hilarious would it be to walk around on these?" Jen asked herself, bemused, as she sat down on a nearby bench and removed her feet. She took a firm hold of her foot and pulled, hearing it *pop* and then repeating the same with her other foot. Jen then grabbed a large cushion from the box and blew into it, filling it fully with air. It expanded to be almost a foot tall, and a little over two feet in diameter. She bent down, careful not to deflate it, and attached it to her left stump. It expanded out from her leg a foot in every direction, the pink rubbery skin of the cushion merging perfectly with her carpeted leg. She could feel the inside of the cushion too, filled with air like a mini lung. Jen then repeated the process with her right leg, admiring the handiwork of the curse.
Jen hopped off the bench, landing on her new "feet." Pffft. She felt the air rush out, the hole flapping in the wind of her feet. She lifted her leg and felt it refill with air automatically, feeling much like drawing a breath, but in her feet.
Jen spent the next 5 minutes getting used to her new feet, how they felt squishing beneath her weight and how much more of the ground she could feel per step, along with the sound of them deflating with each pffffpfpft-y step.
Jen then set out to do more to her body