“I could grant you that, under one condition.” The old demon said after a thoughtful silence.
Viper smiled inwardly. Now he was getting somewhere.
“I need a new attraction for my street show. I can’t just give you my best piece away for free. I could let you perform with your organ. You’d get to be with your genitals and I’d have a new attraction for my show.”
Viper thought about this. He’d get his genitals back and he was sure he could perform better tricks with the skate than his own penis. Yes... He’d agree to substitute his penis at the ‘show’ and then, once the viper and the pink snake were reunited, he’d look for a way to escape from this crazy place while the beggar wasn’t looking.
“Sounds good! Count me in!” Viper said smiling. “When do we start?”
“Oh, right now.” Said the old beggar. “Just grab my hand so the contract is sealed.”
Viper looked at the dirty demonic hand with hesitation but he swallowed hard and shook the clawed hand.
However, the moment Viper touched the hand he began to feel his body becoming numb and weak.
“Wait...What is happening? I thought you’d just give me my cock back...!”
“I never said I’d give your organ back.” The beggar smiled with crooked teeth. “I just stated that I’d let you perform *along* with it.”
“You...bastard...!” Cried out the skater as he felt his limbs becoming weaker and his skin turning scaly. His eyes became yellow slits and all of his body hair fell off. As he realized what was happening to him, the Viper hissed with rage...
***
“Once upon a time there was a pink viper. The pink viper was mocked by his peers because of his unmanly color and his fragile, fleshy scales...”
“Hisss...Hiss...!” Cried out the viper in agony.
“‘Why, why am I sssssuch a failure...! I thought I was sssssupposed to be a cocky predator, not a sssssslithering pusssssy! I am a sssshame to my own speciessss!’
However, one fateful day he met that special someone. It was just a snake, but it wasn’t a regular snake, it was a pink snake. It was much more large and muscular than him.
‘Oh my, you’re the manlinesss I’ve never had and never will! Kisssss me and make me yoursssss!’”
“Hissssss...” The viper had tears on his eyes.
“The large pink snake however thought the viper was so dumb and pathetic he felt like barfing. The viper, in a shocking turn of events, was so madly in love with this large snake that he swallowed his unattained love’s white puddle of barf on the fly.”
“Hisss...Hisss...*Gulp*...” The viper swallowed.
However, this isn’t just an old fairy tale... These little ‘actors’ are in fact that same viper and snake!”
“That’s a lie!” Cried a small demon accusingly. “Those can’t be the actual legendary gay viper and the snake from the fairy tale! Gay vipers don’t exist!”
The bigger demons laughed at the small demon’s perseverance.
“Oh? So you’re not convinced?” Said the beggar. “Well then, why don’t you try this?” The old demon grabbed the pink snake and put it to the little guy. “Try smacking his lover with this hammer and judge the gay viper’s reaction.”
The viper looked at the demon in the eyes pleadingly. “(Please, don’t...!)”
*SMACK!*
“HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!” Shrieked out the viper.
“Oh! It’s true! Only a gay viper would have feelings for this pink snake!” Said the small demon with satisfaction.
“Hey! I wanna try it out too!” Said a bigger demon clenching his knuckles. “You know... just to make sure.”
“And me too!” Said another demon. “I want to see how the gay viper reacts when I prick the pink snake’s bottom with a needle!”
Another pitched in. “I think I’m going to pay the extra gold coins to crush the pink snake with that 100 kilo weight.”
“Hey, do you have matches available? Or a flamethrower for that matter?”
“Calm down, calm down!” Said the street performer. “There’s enough pink snake torture for everyone!”
The viper cried and recoiled in himself in anticipation for what was about to come. Someday, he’d find a way to escape from this hell. C’mon, it has been four years of this nightmare already, what’s a year or two more?