"Oh you mother fucker!" you shout at her. She begins to run, and you chase her. "You can't catch me!" she yells back. She begins picking up speed. Suddenly she stops, yet she is in a running motion. "WHY THE HELL AM I NOT MOVING?" She screams. Then her body flies in the air, then come back down, crashing into the ground. "*groan*". "What the...?" you stammer. "Your welcome." a rondom voice from nowhere says. Then you turn around and a short skeleton, wearing a blue jacket with fluff in the hood, pink slippers, and black and white striped basketball shorts. "Could this day get any weirder?" you ask the skeleton. "Yes" he replies. "Hey, wanna see a picture of MY cock, since we've already seen yours?" he askes you. "Are you kidding me? Hell no!" you reply sharply. Then he holds up a picture of a rooster. "Oh, well thanks I guess for throwing someone in the air and slamming them on the ground, shattering their bones." you tell the skeleton. "My name is sans. sans the skeleton." You take the clothes from the dead body and put them on.