"Times up, Jen!" Kyle exclaimed triumphantly. "You get both! Oh, the possibilities are endless..."
"All right, make it quick, you fucking nerd. I'm sure you have some stupid comic book to go read or something." Jen scanned the room for her other sock, her tolerance fading quickly.
Kyle clicked his tongue in mock admonishment. "Oh Jen, that wasn't very nice. But it does give me a wonderful idea. For your transformation, any time you insult any person or persons regarding their social clique, race, profession, or similar category, you will become a broad stereotype of said category. For example, your last insult to me would have caused you to take on every broad nerd cliché – thick glasses, nasal voice, slumped posture, pale skin, extreme social awkwardness, poor fashion sense, so on and so forth. Or if you insult your math teacher, you'll become a stereotypical boring, uptight, asexual math teacher. No one will think anything is out of the ordinary. Inside you will know this is wrong, but will be unable to resist the changes or say acknowledge it to others."
"Yeah, that's great, Kyle. You done yet?" Jen had found her stray sock and was pulling it on, barely listening to Kyle all the while.
"Far from it Jen," Kyle chuckled. "The next five people you touch or who touch you will become a stereotype of whatever category they fall into. For instance, someone from the south will become a stereotypical ignorant, trashy redneck. A housewife might become a generic 50s June Cleaver style homemaker. Or if they're also an attractive mother, they might instead become an oversexed MILF. After your fifth victim you will revert back to normal and the process will repeat itself. Won't that be fun?"
"That's the most ridiculous bullshit I've ever heard," Jennifer said, checking her hair in the mirror. "I can't wait to tell everyone at school about this."
"Sorry Jen, but for your dare you will hang up the phone and forget this conversation."
Jen clicked off the phone and stood there for a split-second. "Jeez, must have zoned out there for a moment. Get it together, girl." She quickly finished her prep and headed downstairs.