The swirling smoke parted to reveal a naked guy with lather all over his shiny wet body. He must've been showering when the genie's spell transported him. As you watch, his muscled chest begins to swell as his 6 foot frame begins to shrink.
"Hey, where'd the water go?" he shouted.
"Who the fuck is that?" you ask the genie pointing at the naked man.
"Oh, he's your nemesis Jamie Campbell."
"I don't know anyone named Jamie Campbell," you reply.
"Hey, guys turn the water back on. Not funny, I've got soap in my eyes."
"Oh, right, his screen name is Thog."
"But that's an RPG - not real life," you protest, but as you watch the long blonde hair on his pale white shoulders, "But she's not half bad?"
"Wait there's a girl -" Jamie shouts, but stops as his voice cracks on there and goes up three octaves.
"She does look hot, and she will adore me?"
"Okay, enoughs, enough," Jamie says in her new voice, "Cut the helium, and give me some water to rinse off!"
"Yeah, genie, rinse her off, so Jamie can see her new boyfriend."
"My new boyfriend? Sorry, dude, but I'm a straight guy. Uh, wha-?" she gasps as she hits her chest to punctuate that she's a guy, and hits one of her new boobs.
SPLASH.
The genie rinses Jamie with cold water.
"Brr, oh, you are going to so get it!" Jamie says clenching her fists and shivering. She opens her eyes, and sees you, and suddenly, his/her anger passes. "Oh, yeah, damn you're hot. I wish you were naked too."
"Your wish is my command!" laughs the genie clapping her hands as your clothing vanishes.
"Hey, I'm the only one whose wishes you're supposed to grant!" you protest, but damn Jamie is really the girl of your dreams, as your boner attests. Why'd it have to be some guy he only knew as an internet villain? Oh, well, she was hot.
"I did." The genie snickers as big rose-petal-covered mattress appears on the floor between you and Jamie. The genie vanishes.