All of the sudden, you shoes start to feel very tight. When you bend over to look at them your pants tear open more and they fall to your knees. You pull off your shoes and when you try to stand up you find it almost impossible. Its like your hips no longer work just right anymore. Then you see your toes turn black on color and grey fur starts to grow on your ankles. At this you are forced to stand on your toes. Also you,no matter how hard you try, you can no longer move your toes. As you watch your feet slowly turn into a pair of donkey hooves. You can feel the fur growing up the sides of your legs.
"What is HEEHAWappHEEHAWning to mHEEHAW?" At this your hands clap onto your mouth.