"Anyway bro, here's how I became a Nike tshirt."
I was takeing a bike ride around the park to get out of the house because my crazy ex girlfriend Jennet kept stalking me. Suddenly, I got hit with a dart in my neck. I fell off my bike and found myself in the forest. Then I blacked out. The next thing I knew, I was tied up naked in a dark Bacement.
"Well finally we can spend more time together Nathanael."
Nathanael saw the outline of his ex girlfriend walk down the stairs into the light.
"Jennet I allready told you that I don't want to see you anymore, your crazy"!
"Well then, if you don't want to see me, then you can cuddle with some sweaty jock."
Nathanael was confused and a little scared. What was she going to do to him? She walked over to him and started to stroke his blue hair that he dyed for his swim team finals. She then stroked his chest, and the started to give him a hand job. He was filled with pleasures, and was kinda enjoying this.
"Hey, your favorite color is blue right?" said Jennet
"Yeah?
"Well that makes that easy"
"Makes what easy?"
"What color shirt you will be."
"What!"
Nathanael reached a orgasm, and then started to feel funny. Jennet walked away from him, revealing the chronivac.
"What are you doing to me!" Screamed Nathanael.
"Well if you don't want to go out with me again, then you can live the rest of your life as some sweaty jocks tshirt."
"Are you serious right now."
"Yeah, your going to be a Blue Nike Pro Combat Tshirt forever."
Nathanael started to feel really weird. He looked down, and saw his legs and penis shrink. His chest turned blue, and a giant white Nike logo appeared right in his chest. His head shrunk into his body, and his insides simplified, and he collapsed into a athletic tshirt. Jennet then picked him up, drove him to the thrift store, and dumped him into the donation bin
"And that's how I got here"
Suddenly....