You walk over to the baseball department, admiring the multiple displays of compression gear by Under Armour and Nike, cleats, pants, batting gloves, fielding mitts, and a full wall of authentic MLB jerseys and ballcaps. A tall, built employee named Chad walks up behind you, putting his meaty hand on your shoulder and makes the comment "let's get you geared up for the season, brother."
He shows you around, telling you about all of the different pieces of gear as you feel mesmerized by his eyes and voice. As he talks, he keeps throwing additional Nike gear onto your shoulder - sliding shorts, compression shirt, tall baseball socks. He puts his hand onto your back and pushes you toward the wall of jerseys, asking you "so which one do you want me to get down for you bro?"