Colin grabbed two fist fulls of the empty beer bottles and smashed them on the ground. Then he opened up the super glue, not an easy feat with rubber gorilla fingers, and coated the knuckles on his costume. Then he took big, sharp hunks of glass and wedged them in the glue. He'd be taking this guy out, Liam Neeson style!
But before it could dry, the door swung open, the poacher flashing a crooked yellowed smile at the "thief in the monkey suit". Colin threw a punch that cut into the man's face, but the glue began drying and his glass covered fist got stuck in the man's face. Colin yanked back again and again, but it was useless; Colin's hand was adhered to the screaming man's face.
Whipping out a pocket pistol, the bear hunter shot Colin between the eyes and began using the heat of a lighter to loosen the glue.
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Game Over: I think he forgot that Liam Neeson had more time.