Jeff thought for a few minutes, so indecisive he couldn't decide even what random settings to choose! He finally took the greatest risk and set it for completely random, he could become anything in the animal kingdom. That could mean anything from a blue whale to a worm.
The only thing he set was the time. He decided to try one week. He figured that he could last as almost anything for a week.
Setting the timer, Jeff stood in front of the emitter, letting second thoughts play though his head. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea, or he should set the timer for less....
Too late! He found himself suddenly bathed in light. His body felt warm even as his clothes vanished. He watched as course, brown hairs began to grow out of his body and cover his skin, even as he shrank down to the floor. With rising horror, he watched a bare tail slither out of his tailbone and felt his front teeth lengthen right out of his mouth.
Even as he realized that he was turning into a lowly rat, the world around him faded away, replaced with a dark, wet allyway. Nearby, he could hear the lapping of water against the docks. The scraps of paper he saw laying around were in some asian language that he didn't reconize. Quickly, he scurried out of sight, his heart pounding over the prospect of being some kind of warf rat for the next seven days.