Colin decided it was probably a bad idea to stick around. He slung the bow around his back and ran out into the snow, never looking back once. The costume's feet slammed heftily into the snow as he ran down the hill. Colin wasn't really aware of anything else... until he heard the barking of a pack of wolf-dogs.
Colin pucked up the pace as the pack of snarling beasts gave chase, the blustering snow drifts. Colin ran full force, slamming through a wall of snow, followed in suit by the poacher's vengeful dogs. The chase weeved around several trees and down the snowy mountains, stopping at a cave with nowhere else to run. Colin shuddered in terror as the pack closed in, making the gamer cover his eyes and whimper.
Suddenly the beasts ran off, as Colin smugly called out "Yeah, you better run!"
Colin's pupils became pinpricks as he felt the hot breath running down his back. Colin slowly turned around to see the forboding ape-like hulk standing behind him. The creature's breath was hot and it's fur foul smelling.
"Ummmm.... hi." Colin fearfully squeaked as the beast carried him off into the cave. Colin screamed and beat on the mighty beast, until it set him on a bed of leaves.
"Huh?" Colin said.
The best grinned and ...kissed his forehead?
The sasquatch wandered out of the cave. Colin was confused, until he took off the mask and saw it was made for women. Then the pieces fit together, and...
"Dear lord." Colin uttered.
He knew he'd have to get out of there, so he planned his escape. (Hence the title).