"Great, let's go," John said to, who he thought was, Maya. John grabbed Kevin by the waist and escorted him outside to a waiting car. Kevin realized tonight must've been date night for Kevin and Maya, and felt very awkward in the car ride to the restaurant. "You alright?" John asked his strangely quite date. "Y-yeah, I'm fine, just tired," Kevin lied. They arrived at the very fancy restaurant, and things got much more awkward when they sat accros from each other. Every time Kevin looked up, he saw his best friend giving him "I want to fuck you" eyes, which deeply disturbed him. Kevin, ready to leave, looked up from the menu one last time and said "John, do you want to get out of here?" Unfortunately for Kevin, John thought this meant something else, and said, holding back his excitement, "YES! I mean, ahem, yes, that would be great." They got up and John pulled Kevin close to him, causing Kevin to blush and feel somewhat confused down there. When they got back to his apartment Kevin had to pee, he walked into the bathroom and pulled up his dress, "I cannot believe I'm fucking wearing a dress right now," he said. When he walked out he saw....