"Yes. I want those wishes to be granted." Dave said.
"Your wishes have been granted." the genie said while snapping his fingers.
He turning into dust and he took the lamp with him.
"Time to make some tests." he said.
He went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. He attempted to change himself a year younger.
Dave kept grunting and grunting but nothing happened. After multiple attempts he gave up.
"I should take a shower." he thought to himself.
He stripped himself naked and turned on the water. Dave hopped in the shower and started to wash his hair.
When he got to washing his body, he felt some urge. It was like a temptation that he learned about in health class. He had never masturbated before, so why not try now.
Dave started to jerk his penis back and forth and started to feel weird. He felt like he was going to piss himself but he didnt. All that came out was some white liquid.
He stopped jerking and just held his penis. It kept thumping every time it shot out sperm.
Dave decided to just wash his body and forget what the just did.
When he got out of the shower, he looked in the mirror to fix his hair. He stared at his hair to get it the exact way he wants it.
Dave sneezed and messed up his hair. When he looked up, he was shorter.
He looked down and saw that he was closer to the floor. He saw that the towel went from plain color to stripped and designs.
He walked out of the bathroom and went into his room. Everything was still the same.
Dave heard a knock at the door. He turned around and it was his older brother Felix.
"Who said you can take a bath by yourself?" he asked.
"I did. I can take one on my own." Dave said.
"You aren't even old enough to wear underwear." he said.
"Leave me alone."Dave said.
Felix just walked out of the room.
"I guess that makes another wish true."