You think that your award winning bitch Great Dane Marmaduchess would like an award winning stud to make $1500+ puppies with. Stud dogs usually cost a fortune, but here they're free.
There in the glass window is a handsome champion Great Dane male being groomed. You go in and ask how much is that doggy in the window. The clerk says it's free, but you must sign the ownership transfer papers. The clerk takes out a studded black dog collar, and says, "As long as he wears this, he will obey, you."
You look at the collar, as suddenly the clerk leans toward you and fastens the collar around your neck. You reach for it, but stop when a gruff voice says, "Heel, boy!"
You drop to your haunches, and look up with your tongue hanging out of your mouth, as the Great Dane wearing a tuxedo, shirt, bow tie, topcoat with tails, and a cumberbund pads around the corner walking on his two hind feet. Oh, no, you forgot this is the Reverse World Department Store. People don't own pets, pets own people!