The true writer read on in disbelief.
The dentist? Time Travel?
"WHY, HOW, WHE- HOW HIGH ARE YOU?" the writer asked the imposter.
"4'11." the phony man said.
"This doesn't even belong in this story... at all! What is this insane nonsense you're chapters babble on about?! Sure the story can get weird, but this is insane! There's Colin in an ape suit getting kidnapped by bigfoot, a tiny puffball pomerainian in one ending.... but this is just stupid! Aliens that look like people in rubber alligator suits?! Hemendez getting a random change of last name and helping to stop genderswap Jack the Ripper?! Where did this come from?!"
The author panted profusely after his rant.
"They both have wieners that are also bananas." the fake-o writer slurred.
"Fuck it... just fuck it... just.... FFFFFFFUCK IT!" the author said.
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Ending: Herpty Derpity DURRRRR!
Hurpy durpy, dem banana c***ed alligator peoples did the hokey pokey with the martians and Abe Lincoln and a circus clown cyborg grizzly and they ALLLLLL LIVED HAPPILY EVER F***ING AFTER!
HURRR DURRRR DERP!