Dave's father held up a bag of green leaves.
"Why the hell do you have drugs in your room?"
"Dad I don't do drugs. I haven't seen that bag before."
"See Rodger I told you this was Brandon's drug stash." Dave's dad told Brandon's Dad.
"I haven't seen that bag either Mr. Veen."
"I told you Harold. My son doesn't do drugs." Brandon's dad told Dave's dad.
"Then who's drugs are these?" Dave's dad asked.
Dave snapped his fingers at the two dads. They both fell to the ground asleep.
"Why did you do that?"
"I know my brother does drugs with your sister when my dad and I are gone."
"But they are 23 years old. I thought they would be having sex or some shit."
"Nope, just drugs."
The two dads started to wake up. Dave took the opportunity to command them.
"You two will realize those drugs are your eldest children's drugs."
The dads didn't even repeat back. They walked angrily to the house. Dave and Brandon heard loud shouting from the two. The command must have worked.
"Lets go play video games before they ask us where we went."
"I agree."
The two walked to the house, but Brandon was walking funny.
"Why are you walking weird like that?"
"Its hard to walk normal when you have a diaper rash."
"But you only get rashes when..."
"Yea that's right."
"You pissed in the diaper."
"Once you get past the fact that is seems disgusting, it feels amazing."
"But you are 15 years old. Why would you piss in a diaper?"
"Hey you didn't even notice till I started walking."
"If I noticed the walk, our dads will too. They could notice some bulge or smell coming from you."
"There is no smell and I can just tell them that I have a wedge."
"What about the bulge?"
"Puberty man. They know that guys get boners randomly."
"How did you think all this out."
"I am smart like that."