You decide to take on the machine, why not! You figure it might be fun and exciting! After all what could go wrong? A clerk comes up and says "would you like to try a round with our heavy bag and grappling dummy maker?" Confused you say "what does that mean?" The guy just laughs and says "if you want to try him out you gotta put on the uniform, and you have one round with him! If he knocks you out, you lose, and if you manage to knock off his head you win!" You laugh and say "bring it on!"
The clerk gives you a weird outfit that's Lycra, but when you put it on it looks like some kinda vinal you find on a car seat or heavy bag? You shrug and hop into the ring! "Are you ready to lose chump? Ha ha ha!" The machine laughs as you stand there. The clerk says "it'll cost one penny, but I got it this time!" And proceeds to plop the coin in. The machine lights up and starts talking "I'm gonna make
You my personal dummy!" And starts swinging! You duck the first punch, but the second gets you right in the chin.
You fall to the ground with a thud, and everything feels fuzzy? You hear the a voice say "one, two, three, he out! Winner is the machine!" The clerk picks you up and brings you over to the machine, the gloved mechanical thing says "I win chump! Now your my personal toy! Hahaha!" You think it's odd, but the clerk says to shake his hand. You hold out your hand in the jester and that's when something weird happens?