"Quick, Brian, which throne is she trying to sit in?"
"I can't remember the seating order! Maus are Bast's sacred animal. Maybe she's heading for Bast's throne!"
"What chance do we have of getting her away from there?"
"Next to none, unless..."
"Unless what?"
"Unless we use some of the artifacts from the offerings. Look for a baked clay statuette, then break it! They're Ushabti. They'll help us!"
You nod and grab the first one you can get your hands on, not even checking to see what it is. Hastily, you snap it over your knee. You feel woozy, and the room is suddenly drafty. Brian shakes his head at you.
"Jeez, you should have looked before you broke."
"What? Why?"
You blink in disbelief as you realize that a woman's voice just came out of your mouth.
"Take a look at yourself, man."
You do as Brian asks, and you realize what he meant. Braids of black hair almost as thick as your wrist hang down from your head to down about your ankles, large brass rings hanging off the ends. You're topless, with well-tanned breasts hanging from your chest. Shapely hips buoy up a slender brass chain that holds a diaphanous loincloth about your now female sex.
"What did I do wrong?"
"You broke the ushabti of a serving girl!"
You sigh in exasperation as the maus crowd around you, much friendlier than before...