The other girls looked on in disbelief.
"I'll prove it!" Jamie huffed as she rubbed the lamp and the blonde genie emerged in a cloud of smoke and bowed.
"Woah! The airhead wasn't kidding!" Lucy yelled.
"Oh wow... how incredible." Christina gasped.
"Huh, zis is interesting, non?" Marinette asked Sam.
"Yeah, imagine what we could get with it." the harem leader grinned.
"Oh no! I'm making this wish for me!" the cheerleader huffed.
"Genie! I, like, wish I *wasn't* a genius!" Jamie said, whispering the word "wasn't".
"One brain overhaul, coming up!" Genie chirped as she shot waves of greenish smoke at Jamie's head. Within this glowing gas entering the bimbo's head, one could make out tid bits of info such as "E= MC squared" and "Canis = Dog in latin".
As the gas permeated, Jamie fell back on her cushion-like rump and blinked a few times.
"Jamie? Are you okay?" Christina asked.
"Why yes dear Christina, I am rather astute!" the busty blonde replied in a british accent.
The jaws of the other girls dropped: Jamie said something without saying "like", and used a big word.
"Holy s**t, it worked!" Lucy cursed in shock.
"Now if you ladies excuse me, I must change into attire more befitting my intellect." Jamie said as she strolled off, leaving the others with their mouthes agape.
Jamie came back with her hair tied in a neat bun, and was now wearing a black and formal yet curve hugging suit with a pencil skirt.
"I'll be back ladies! I'm off to make strides in the fields of technology!" the blonde waved as she strolled off.
".... Is this for real?" Sam asked.
Colin nodded.