Vanna's choice...
"Noooo!" You say. "She'll ruin my life, or ,err, existence. While on the other hand, Vanna seemed thrilled. "My choice? Oh wow, what an honor! No one has gotten that in, say, 178.64 years? Ha! Geez!" You shudder at what she says next. "And I have so many ideas! Newborn baby! Intergalactic zoo exhibit! Human pet! Dragon hatchling! Pony foal! The choices are endless! Hey, I made my choice! You'll be something special. I've always wanted a child! And a pet. I wonder what it would be like to own a zoo with exhibits from the universe!" Vanna made her choice and she decided to change you so that you're (a)....