Collin pulled out the trench shovel from it's wooden box. The whole this was cast metal, with a pivoted head and leather wrapped grip. The gamer tucked up next to the wall and waited as Jimbo's brutish fists began to pound on the door. With enough persistence he slammed his arm through the door, allowing Colin to rush up and slam the sharpened edge against Jimbo's wrist, popping a bone loose and getting the shovel embeded in his hand.
Colin yanked and pulled as Jimbo wailed in pain, blood spurting out as Colin managed to dislocate the ape man's hand and tear it loose. Jimbo screamed as he saw his severed hand hanging on by a hunk of skin.
"I'll hand it to you, you got us there." Boss said.
"What can I say, this tool's mighty handy!" Colin quipped back.
"Let's see you HAND-le this!" Boss punned back as he pulled out a glock and shot Colin in the wrist, making him drop the shovel and leaving him open to a fatal headshot.
"Gee boss, you sure are handyyyy...." Jimbo said as he passed out and fell in a puddle of his own blood.
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Game Over: I think our hero could've HAND-elded the situation without the banter.
*rimshot*