Now before the werewolves ate him the last man to be married to the mistress had
set up a missle defence system to protect the mansion
from the 300 foot tall werewolf god.
So you were diddling about with the things controls when you heard a loud booming voice
come from behind a nearby mountain
"Fee Fi Fo Fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman"
and soon the 300 foot tall werewolf god was striding towards the mansion
Naturally the werewolves in the mansion were freaking out
and the werewolf butler hurried to help you
arm the missile defence system.
He carried the key around his neck
and needed no encouragement from you
to insert it into the control consoles
key slot and turn the key.
All the screens lit up and you stared in puzzlement
at the tracking radar screen
for the thing seemed to be tracking
to put it delicately
the 300 foot tall werewolf god's
private parts