Suddenly I felt my arms and legs pop off, then they moved next to me and became rectangular. My head became a monitor and wires sprouted from the hard drive and locked into my monitor and then locked into the wall and the network jack, I had become a computer. The woman came back and opened the cabinet. "Hmm, the first to morph into a computer, I should document this." she said.
She looks at the clock. " Yay! I can leave this godforsaken place!" she exclaimed. She ran out.
I realized I still had control of myself, so I used one of the robots to pour a potion onto my monitor...