The item in question was a regular sandwich bag filled with pulsing green slime. On each bag, upon a label, the words "Eat me." were written.
"How do we know this isn't a trick by that Dr. Pharall the guards talk about?" Josephine asked.
"I don't care. I'd rather eat this than Nutri-loaf again." Colin said, suddering at the thought of eating the horrible amalgamation of food scraps modled into mock meatloaf.
Colin opened up the bag and sucked the green goo down, noticing that it didn't really taste like anything. He paused for a few moments, but nothing was happeni-
*SPLOOSH*
Colin instantly dissolved into a puddle of green slime. The mass of green viscous gunk then began to rise up, forming the shape of a legless woman with long hair, childbearing thighs and hips, and a nice set of D cup "breasts". The slime formed clear light green eyes and a mouth before gasping.
"What the what?" Colin asked in his new pitchy voice. He sounded more like the Powerpuff Girl Bubbles than a twenty year old gamer.
Josephine