Princess wondered why her subordinates were hesitant to give her a status report of the curse sent to the human world, it was like they were jumping backwards through flaming hoops to avoid speaking to her about it. In fact, one had, claiming they wanted to join the circus for a whole. "Well, if any of them try that again, I'll just break their legs."
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Amy The Armdaillo adjusted her pink diaper as she typed on her lab-top. From an outsider's point of view, it would looked more like she was just slapping her hands on the 'keyboard' (looking just printed on) with a fisher-price imitation of one, except the screen worked. The desk top was insanely user friendly, all icons, and the spellings of the test were as they were sounded out, or simplified with picograms. In their own way, the baby furs were inventing their own language of childish hieroglyphs. Linguists would consider this a tragic step backwards for mankind. For the baby furs, maybe it was simply better establishing themselves.
Amy didn't know it, but the Baby Fur's transformation had been meant to be spread obliviously, with no human or fur aware of changing in reality as each person who was a friend became a baby fur, spreading out the transformation.
Amy was still in Washington DC, and while it wasn't a country divided per-say, what with Baby Furs still ordering the latest kid friendly entertainment from Hollywood, and them actually shipping out goods and services... (The Baby Furs had been meant to obliviously function in reality until the rewrite of existence was complete after all), ever since the discovery of 'Please Don't Go Through This Door' or 'Please Don't Come This Way' that even a posted note was enough to get the well behaved and 'would never be naughty' Baby Furs had complied. Though the Senators and Congressmen transformed had insisted on continuing to come to work... And given Baby Fur's invincibility to violence and its instruments, the solution had been to herd them to a separate room where they cast their votes.
What had shocked many had been how they converted issues into play time toddler views... And had kept their party loyalties, but hadn't attacked each other or demonized each other... ironically, all things considered Amy had to giggle, the Baby Fur senators were acting more grown up than the grown up politicians.
Most couldn't comprehend the idea that the Baby Furs had the brains to work an internet forum, but Amy continued to go online and leave suggestions and ideas that maybe the Baby Furs had earned becoming the world's new species, or maybe becoming a Baby Fur was an upgrade. Naturally she got banned and flamed a lot. But she had set up some pirate servers for gathering Not Friends who wanted to become Friends.
Amy hoped that Sammy and Jessey were doing okay. And when they learned the truth from Charlotte. Naturally, the more Baby Furs were in an area, the more their influence grew on reality grew, the less hostile humans acted towards them.