Now the financing and construction and obtaining of all those third class immigrants had caused JP many a sleepless night and many a fine bottle of Chardonais 1867,and if anyone would wish
RMS Titanic to lie in 3 pieces on the ocean floor two miles below it was JP Morgan.
However now that he was aboard the accursed ship himself and his life was on the line,he swiftly stripped down to his long johns and tossed the even jacket top hat silken gloves and about $20,000 in
paper money into the boiler fire box to give those boilers a little more to burn on.
He and the stokers quickly found something useful for you to do with that amazingly
hot firebreath of yours
and you cut away internal iron plates and beams and re-welded them back onto the bulkhead behind you,to keep the water
from slopping over anymore.
The hole was patched.For a while
anyways.
Then a few more huffs and puffs on the boilers and the water still in the bilges and the Titanic rose 20 feet
and was stabilized.
Still a lifeless hulk but at least a floating one.
At which point JP Morgan realized he could have his cake and eat it to.
You fellow conspirators all gathered around him as JP Morgan outlined in that boiler
room his get-rich-quick plans.