One thing is for sure, you aren't going to be trying any of these on yourself. You have no idea what kind of hairy, gross material they're made out of or what they are supposed to do. But still, you are curious...
You listen intently and hear the sound of a door slamming somewhere far away in the house. Silence prevades for he next five minutes, so you safely assume that you're alone. You grab the smallest box you can, a pack of 10, and make your way quietly to the door. You wait a few more minutes to make absolute sure that that creature from earlier is not around before quietly creaking open the door and looking out. The hall is dark and deserted. The door that you heard the voices from is ajar, but you don't hear or see anything inside.
Thinking what the hell, you tiptoe across the hall and peek inside the room. You almost throw up when you see it. It looks to be some sort of rec room, but it's a complete mess. Ripped clothes and uncertain stains cover the floor and walls. An ancient TV and a large ripped leather couch cover one corner, with more couches and chairs in the next. You almost cry out when you see a massive creature lying halfway behind one of the couches, apperantley asleep. You can see it's huge legs and up past it's waist, where you see a beast brief and some kind of canine tall poking out from it's rump. You shudder and close the door again, leaning back against it.
You eye the box in your hands, wondering if you really want to know what these things are and what they do. You contemplate putting them back when the desicion is made for you. You hear the sound of the creature inside the rec room stirring and getting up. You freeze, wondering what to do next.