"Hey! I'll go first!" Jacob said as he grabbed hold of the gun. They went through all the inanimate options that were available, looking around and deciding what's the best. Jacob looked into the sports category, looking into American football. There were options where he could be an entire football uniform, a helmet, the game ball, a full heat gear uniform, a full cold gear uniform for under the equipment. There was options to be a blow up doll of a professional player, a blow up doll of yourself being a player. There was options where you could be a blow up football figure to place on a lawn, and so on.
Jacob looked through even more options and found one that was rubber oriented, he could be a giant bounce ball of a player, a rubber foam blocking dummy, he could also be a dummy of a player meant for display in full uniform. He moved on from football to inflatable options and found ones where he could be a giant bounce ball, and exercise ball, an inflatable punching bag, a bodybuilder shaped ballooon and etc.
Finally after going through all the options they decided on