"You really shouldn't insult people like that, Brian," Jacob said, walking alongside his friend. How they were friends, Brian never could figure out, considering that their personalities were pretty much polar opposites. "That klutz of a bitch shouldn't have spilled her coffee on me then," Brian replied, snorting in amusement. The one thing that he loved more than insulting anyone was getting a rise out of them. "I'm just saying, if you're not careful, something bad is going to happen to you," Jacob replied, crossing his arms as they reached their destination. The two looked upon the front of the building, looking at the sign that was displayed above the door. "Black Magic and Retail Gift Shop," Brian said, trying to hold back his snort of laughter. "That is just about the stupidest name that I have ever heard. Why are we even here, Jake?" Jacob stepped forward and pushed the door open, stepping inside, and Brian followed after. "Because I have a friend who works here, and I've been meaning to stop by and check it out." The two stepped forward, moving down an aisle and studying items on the shelves. After a while, Brian groaned, already bored out of his mind. Then he saw something that caught his eye. A section in the back labeled "Slow Burning Curses."