Alice looked at you in confusion and asked, "What do you mean?"
You cleared your throat and said, "Do any of you wear outfits or costumes? Do any of you cosplay?"
Alice blinked a few times and just looked at you for a couple minutes.
"Uh, no, none of us do any of that, sorry," she finally managed to say.
"Oh," you say blankly.
The two of you just stand there silently as this awkward moment dragged on.
Eventually, Alice asks you, "So is there anything else you had in mind?"
"Yes, there is actually."
"Well what is it?"
You pause for a moment and then you ask, "Is it too late to choose between you, the pig, or the cat?"
Alice's face broke into a huge grin as she exclaimed, "Of course it isn't too late, silly! And for your information, the pig's name is Cassie and the cat's name is Tamara."
"Ok."
"So which of us do you want?"
You think for a moment, and you decide on...