"Okay ladies... and boys... today we'll be making some Bacon Rue." Jack's wife said as she stood before a large double stoves and griddles.
"I'm Rue-ting for ya, honey!" Larry said with a chuckle as Mary Anee awkwardly grinned and waved back at him.
"RUE-ING! HA! HA HA! HAAAHAHAHAHA!" Colin cackled as his eye twitched.
"Is he okay?" asked the buff red head Lynn.
"He's been like that for a few months now." added the goth girl Ebony.
Mary Anne sighed.
"Paige has been "working him like a dog" in an effort to mold him into a homemaker kind of man." she said.
"Oh, this is so lovely! HEE HEEE!" Colin forcibly laughed as he oiled up the griddle for the bacon.
"I believe it's "getting to him", I mean just look at his face." Mary Anne said she pointed to the gamer's shuddering jaw and lips drawn into the smile of a deranged birthday clown.
The cooking lesson continued as Colin showed continued symptoms of a man with a broken mind. Paige sat at the table with a visible baby belly.
"Finally I'm starving!" the pretentious preppy girl snapped as she took a bite . She chewed and chewed as Colin gave a shuddering smile.
The girl spat it directly in his face, "You call that greasy slop food?!"
Colin's eye twitched extremely fast as a frown spread across his face and his breaths grew heavy and vicious.
"Oh, greasy like your putrid feet I had to rub for hours?" Colin growled.
"Putrid? You mean like your clotted pores and stretch marked belly?" Paige sneered.
Colin grabbed a steak knife out of the block.
"Mark this, BITCH! RAWWWWWWWWWWWG!" Colin roared as he ran at Paige.
Jack ran to the sound of one of the girls screaming loudly.
"What the hell is going on?!" he yelled.
The bearded man spotted Colin screaming like and animal and trying to stab Paige as two other ladies pulled her away from him. He noticed a trail of blood streaming from Paige's eye.
"Get her over here! That ungrateful fucking cow is going to get it!" he roared.
"Enough!" Jack yelled, causing everyone to immediately stop.
"Ah ain't gonna have this kind of violence in my house! Especially considering that the ladies have our kind's unborn future in them!"
Colin and Paige froze as Jack continued, "I think we all know who should go in the bimbo pit."
The unhappy couple gasped.
"Here's a hint, their name is..."