Unlike most, when Gary heard about the furry bimbo apocalypse, he was excited.
"This is our chance to be free of the man! TO be free of big business, of big government, of all the things keeping us tied down as slaves tax cattle!" He couldn't have been happier. Gary had been trapped in a mindless retail job all of his life, but now he'd be free! And he couldn't wait to join the new society that would replace the old one.
Well, actually he could wait, he had a plan, he couldn't just join the new wave just anywhere, it had be special, and he knew just the place. He blew most of his life savings on a charter flight over the area of the country that the furry bimbos were now the population. The pilot thought Gary was diving down to the love of his life or some idiotic nonsense. As if he'd add to mother Earth's burden.
He parachuted down, right in the middle of their territory, right on target between the skylights of a knife warehouse and a cactus shop. A church. This was it. This would be his moment. The opium of the masses! He'd have his first orgy in front of the alter of their idiotic imaginary friend!
He saw the sign outside and then checked his watch. Some of the letters on the sign were upside down, and included some vapid filler words, but that was just assuring to Gary that he'd find what he was searching for inside!
And indeed he did... and he didn't.
Inside was indeed the furry bimbos he'd come to join. But instead of instead of having a sexual free for all, they were all sitting politely in the pews, faces and breasts facing forwards. They were of every color, greens, blues, browns, grays, reds, and everything else. All of them with figures that a porn star would have balked at. All of them naked and not wearing a stitch of anything. Wolves, coyotes, tigers, bears, sheep, horses, ponies, bald lionesses, elephants, it was as diverse as any zoo!
Their large rears squishing into each other in the pews. They were all smiling, and actually paying rapt attentions at the dais.
There was a snow white fox bimbo with extremely light blue hair... and a pair of full sized angel wings! It took Gary a few minutes to dimly recognize this was the priest. And was left more confused when she actually used her wings to physically actually FLY, not just flap around or glide over her flock. The other furry bimbo kept their eyes on her.
"So, like, when somebody says we believe in a supreme being dude, we don't really."
Gary smiled in relief.
"Because 'supreme' is like, above us, when God is like all around us, and 'being' is like, 'one of' and junk, and we believe in three-in-one, unique but united."
Gary's jaw dropped. "What the fuck is this?"
The furry bimbos turned and loudly shushed him.
"Like, we're in a church, like keep it down."
"What is wrong with you all! Have sex already!"
There was a gasp from the nearest one, a furry bimbo vampire bat. "Like! Snuggle in the church? That would be naughty."
Gary cried out in despair and fell to his knees. "But... but you were... it was... that's not fair!"
After the sermon was over, the furry bimbos helped him outside, not that he really noticed.
He actually barely reacted to the 'great transformation' that he'd come to wiling submit to. His gender inverted, his clothes were tossed aside, and brown and cream fur began to cover him as she gained hooves, giant breasts, tiny little stubs for horns (she was a doe after all, not a buck) and her fluffy tail... The new furry bimbo deer thanked the pastor for her eye opening sermon and totally promised to come by again.