"So what? I have a thing for maids," Alice responded to your confession.
You blink a couple times and try to tell her that you were asking if you could choose to be with a clown when suddenly-
"Are you just stalling? You're stalling aren't you!?" Alice exclaimed.
She grabbed you by the arm and pulled you down a hallway before you could process what she said.
She opened a door and shoved you through it and said, "Sorry about making your choice for you, but she is perfect for you and you're perfect for her."
The door closed behind you and you could hear the click of the lock, leaving you in this room with...