Always looking for a chance to show off, you grab 10 cigars of different colors and begin to smoke them all at once. And that is how time passes for several hours, you continue to smoke more cigars until you lose count.
Then you are Finally called into the back, where a doctor tells you to take off you clothes and lay down on a bed. You think that this is an odd thing to ask you to do in a Maternity ward but you shrug you shoulders and do it any way.
A short time later a nurse comes by. "And how is the expectant mother doing today?" She asks you.
You laugh at what you think is a bad joke.
"Now lets just see what cigars you smoked." The nurse says. "HOLY CRAP! You smoked 56 cigars?!"