The local zoo was losing money. They had just acquired several new seals, including a rare southern elephant seal. As a publicity stunt to hopefully attract more visitors, they let the seals out onto a private beach for viewing from the street. Hundreds of people watched as a massive girl stepped over them, and onto the private beach...
Jen was crying. Laying ahead of her was the Pacific. She had walked, ran, from sea to shining sea, and the end was near. She watched as she got closer and closer to a large gathering of people. "Oh, please don't trip, please don't trip," she said, deciding she'd rather have this gigantic body than be attached to 30 other, random people. She did hope she'd run into at least one of them, but the ground-shaking thumping of her feet on the ground alerted all to her coming presence. She cried as everyone moved out of her way, along her to step over onto the beach.
The change from asphalt to sand was enough to send Jen's massive form tripping down, crashing with a thunderous thunk on top of something. Something warm. Jen slowly pealed herself up, and screamed. She'd landed on a seal! And not just any seal, but a bull male elephant seal!
She cried as her giant hands lifted her head clean off, depositing it on the seal as the seal did likewise with its flippers. Jen cried as she felt her body slowly hump and shuffle its way to the sea, ripples of fat spreading over it with each foot covered. Jen cried and screamed, hoping another seal would cross her path so she'd at least not be as large, but because of her newfound status at the peak of the social pyramid no other seals dared cross her path.
She cried and cried as she felt her fat, 13,000lb, 25-foot-long body shuffled into the sea.