As the night goes on, one beer leads to two, then two to three, until everybody has gone well above six cans of beer, all kept in their growing, distended bellies. Of course, due to the alcohol, most of the guests don't even register the changes or just play it off as a joke when they called each other 'fatty'
It was sometime after your fourth beer that you look over to see Kate was absent from the place you two were unsteadily standing on. She happened to be so drunk that she wandered away in the middle of a conversation to mingle with the other drunks without you realizing it.
Cursing your drunk bad luck, you grab another can and pop open the can as you wander and bump into other swollen bellies in hopes of finding Kate and laying her in bed or wherever you two wanted to. That's when your intoxicated body bumped into somebody you weren't quite expecting.
"MY BEST FRIEND JAKE!" you say with immense slurs in your voice. There was Jake, holding his own can of Hogbrew and a stupid drunk smile on his face. It then dawns on you that you two were belly bumping each other, though you also felt something else poking you from underneath.
"Yeah, you know I hate these kinds of these kinds of parties, but I wanted to check on ya" he says as he slaps you on the back, nearly falling over when his hand landed. "An' someone gave me a can of beer and it taste so good! So why not have another one? Man, I feel horny! I jus' wanna lay in bed for a while, you know?"
"That's no problem, buddy! I think there's a bed upstairs or somethin" you say with a chuckle as you two sway side to side on the stairs as you hold each other.
Eventually, after a perilous drunk trip up a flight of stairs, you make it to one of the bedrooms where Jake plops on his back on the bed, neither you aware that you wandered into Stacy's bedroom. His legs are still planted on the ground as he began pumping his clothed erection under his large gut. "Uh man... I'm so pent up!"
With logic and reasoning out the window, you smile lewdly at his tent. "Well how about I help you out best buddy?" you say as you unbutton your pants and strip off your underwear, doing the same to him as he sits himself up on the bed. "Dude, this would be so gay if we weren't best friends!" he says, confirming his loss of logical judgement as well.
As his cock slips free right in front of you, the image of seeing your mum sucking Trevor off comes to mind as you try to mimic her actions. The first attempt you both laugh when your mouth misses the mark as you sway drunkenly and sends his penis head into your nose. Your next one hits right on as you wrap your lips around his meaty cock and bob you head up and down.
You've never tasted cum, let alone precum before, but the alcohol in your system is causing your brain to go wild with lust as Jake's pre touches your tongue, imagining it to be something even more delicious than anything else in the world. You take in his cock deeper and further into your mouth, nearly touching the back and almost causing you to gag.
After a while of giving your first ever blowjob, you can feel his balls tense as you fondle them in your hand as he lets out a oddly high pitched moan and cums into your mouth. That's when you feel the streams of sticky semen eject into your mouth, your inebriated brain tasting it as something that surpassed the taste of pre, causing you to ejaculate as well, getting the floor under the bed sticky with a puddle of cum.
You pull away from Jake's cock, leaving it coated with your saliva and his cum. You're about to stumble away when Jake stops you. "Hey! I gave you mine, so it should only be right if you gave me yours" he says as he moves onto his hands and knees, presenting his ass to you.
"Well, I guess it's only fair! Man, this would be soooo gay if we weren't best friends!" you agree with a chuckle. You peel off your shirt as he does his, leaving your guts hanging out as you stumble onto the bed. It takes a few more tries this time to get on target, poking your head against his butt cheeks a few times, but you eventually land it, sinking your cock into his ass as you both moan in delight.
Soon, the bed is creaking as you thrust in and out of him, the sounds of flesh slapping as your balls hits his bloated ass. Moans turn into grunts and oinks as you quicken the pace and both your sacks tensing for another orgasm. By this time, Jake is actively pushing into your cock with every thrust as he grips the sheets beneath him.
You both reach over the edge and moans turn into porcine squeals of joy as you climax, shooting strings of cum into his ass. He climaxes in turn, shooting his own cum into the bed sheets and pillows. The moment dies down as you and Jake collapse in bed together, your cock still in his semen filled ass. Feeling exhausted after two orgasms in a row, the two of your fall asleep together in the cum stained sheets, spooning into each other as you affectionately hug your best friend's belly from behind.
Meanwhile, the party downstairs still has energy left as people continue to drink and be merry, none the wiser to their swollen bellies or that the last thing coming out of everyone's mouth before passing out was an 'oink' or a 'snort'