Colin just stood there, realizing the full implications of his actions. He had not only turned his friends into lovesick gals, but his irresponsibility sapped the brains out of everybody in the world. They'd ceased to be who they once were. There was peace in the world, and Colin was adored and upheld by many, but at what cost?
He rubbed the lamp and the blonde genie popped up in a cloud of smoke.
"Master?" the genie asked a sullen faced Colin.
"Genie... I want to turn the world back to normal." Colin said.
"I can't really do that, master." the genie said.
"Why not?" Colin asked.
"My wishes are irreversible. Permanent. Can't be undone... unless you have the Core of Djinn." the genie said.
"The what?" Colin asked.
The genie waved her hands and made a translucent glowing ball. In it was the image of a golden orb embeded with diamonds and emeralds.
"The core of Djinn is the most powerful source of genie magic in the world... with it, one could do anything, even reverse a genie's wish. But, it is lost in a desert tomb, overlooking the belt of the hunter, full of traps, hexes, and monsters."
"The belt of the hunter.... Orion's Belt! That's over Egypt!" Colin said.
"But aren't your harem girls going to figure out you're gone?" the genie asked.
"I have an idea." Colin said.
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The bimbo cheer squad had been sitting around for hours. Sammy was kneading her left boob and moaning as she scratched her chin, Chrissy tapped her finger, Lucy and Marie gave up and started making out, and Jamie just sat there absent mindedly.
"Hello ladies, lovely evening isn't it?" a robotic voice asked. Standing there is what could best be described as a badly made Colin robot, with a messy toupee on a bucket with a face and a body made of loose junk.
But since these are the huge busted bimbos who spent hours figuring out if a coconut was a mammal, they immediately fell for it. Colin crept through the front door and ran into his room. Stuffing a hiking backpack full of supplies, Colin wished himself to Egypt. And so as Colin stepped out of a cloud of pink smoke into the bimbofied streets of Giza, his quest to fix the world began.