"I always wanted to get close to you, Diana. I mean, check 'me' out!"
Jake/Diana was inspecting "her" body from top to bottom. He started from the face ("Your face is so soft, and your lips are so moist and red. Your hair, of course, suits you, cutie."), the chest of course ("Man, these tits are huge! So squishy, soft, and so jiggly....I bet boys give you a look every time you do this. Ah...[squeezing and fondling boobs]... there are so sensitive....oh, it feels good, so orgasmic. It's no wonder other girls envy girls like this bod, because these are really fun to touch...), and all the way to the waist ("So slim and curvy. Oh ho, what do you know, this skirt is hiding this humongous ass, oh ---- so jiggly, so gigantic, and so slappable. I have this sudden urge to keep spanking this ass. Oh yeah! Yeah! Look at it jiggle!").
"Hmm..what should I do now with my new caboose, huh?"