Finally, it had come in the mail. The enhancement pills that you had ordered, without any reservations about it, had finally arrived. You took it up to your room, away from the prying eyes of your mother, father, and twin little brothers. They had no need to know what you were going about to get up to, and you are hoping that what you were about to get up to is going to be amazing. You opened the box, pulling out a sheet of paper that served as the warning / instructions. You take a look at the warning, but you didn't think that you would be paying much attention to that.
Dear customer,
If you're reading this, then you have ordered the Better Than Sex pheromones pills. This page serves as a warning, foremost side effects, such as: genital growth and reduction, muscle growth and reduction, age reduction and progression, gender alteration, and increased limb count. Side effects can be contagious, but will only last 24 hours with those you've come into contact with. Enjoy your product.
The instructions are a little more straightforward.
Instructions are as followed:
1. Only take one pill. Effects afterwards last as long as you want.
2. Taking more than one pill will result in the effects becoming twice as potent.
3. For best results, do not have sexual contact with an individual more than twice within 24 hours.
The instructions went on and on, but you didn't want to waste any more time. So, without any second thoughts, you swallow two pills, groaning as you felt whatever it was you were supposed to be feeling almost immediately.