The dumb, curvaceous blonde gave an empty headed grin at the white remote covered in flashing blue buttons.
"Oooooh, shiiiiiny!" she cooed.
"Oh no....." the wizard LARPer said.
"Oh crap...." Colin said as he looked on with pinprick pupils.
The bimbo giggled like a toddler with a new toy as she began pressing a bunch of random buttons. The flamethrowers spewed like crazy, arrows flew from mounts on the walls, and for some reason, Mariachi music began blaring over the speakers.
Let's just say it doesn't end well for our main guy, as the remote breaks and sthe systems fail, electrocuting every vest wearer at once.
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