Colin rubbed his temples from the overwhelming number of option at his disposal.
"Screw the gizmos, I'm doing this they easy way!" Colin yelled.
He pulled back a pump fuelled arm and smashed it clean through the bimbo's head, splattering brains on the wall.
"Well, they do say the best solution is the simplest one..." the nerdy viking said.
"Very well, one quick tune-up and you'll be ready for battle." the "wizard" said.
With a quick tune up, Colin was grouped with a bunch of people in sci-fi costume fighting bimbos dressed in alien costumes.
The wizard bellowed
"And so the mechanized droid struck the bimboids with...."